General Assumptions

02 Monday Jan 2023

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The Amerikan public is exceptionally stupid. The elites and their media pets know this and exploit it. They know the average dullard heathen will assume that anything said “officially” is true, and thereby fall for any lie and hoax. Two examples:

One: In an article that would have been banned by the FBI-CIA socials just two years ago, the WSJ admits the strangest things about the hoax, ADE, VEI, and the mutational nature of viruses:

Notably, workers who had received more doses were at higher risk of getting sick. Those who received three more doses were 3.4 times as likely to get infected as the unvaccinated, while those who received two were only 2.6 times as likely.

“This is not the only study to find a possible association with more prior vaccine doses and higher risk of COVID-19,” the authors noted. “We still have a lot to learn about protection from COVID-19 vaccination, and in addition to a vaccine’s effectiveness it is important to examine whether multiple vaccine doses given over time may not be having the beneficial effect that is generally assumed.”

Yeah, it’s like we were lied to or something.

Two: in response to the NATO Nazi’s meaningless missile strike on RUS troops, the useless Sludge Report ran this:

Simple multiplication dispels one of their pervasive lies about the allegedly terminal, massive Russian casualties in the SMO. If this was one of the worst days, then it is above the ordinary. But if it had been an usual casualty day, then: 63 dead X 313 days of SMO = 19,719 total dead. That’s about the current level of honest estimate and orders of magnitude below whatever the professional liars are babbling. Always do the math! And if one considers that Russia gives about ten times better than she receives, then the whole picture becomes a little clearer.

The best way for the ordinary idiot to stop falling for the lies is to stop listening at anything the liars say. Try that in 2023.

Happy Birthday, Tom Ironsides!

02 Monday Jan 2023

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*Dr. Ironsides gets several interesting gifts on this his 58th birthday.

 

The Elder Statesman

~A Tom Ironsides Micro Story by Perrin Lovett~

~~January 2023~~

Ironsides Residence, Blowing Rock, NC, January 2, 2023, early morning…

Strengthening sunlight channeled through the whiffs of steam as they rose continuously from a coffee mug. The vessel, a plate of lately reheated bacon, and a banana sat atop a shorter stack of papers on an otherwise tidy desk. On a large monitor, as if on cue, the feed scroll from gazeta.ru reverted from English to Russian. A thumping sound from the bookcases and an “Aha!” indicated Tom had found whatever he was looking for. Book in hand, he returned to his escritoire about the same time that Carmyn bopped in the office door.

   ‘You’ve received another gift, birthday boy,’ she said as Tom took his seat. ‘Just arrived in the mail.’

   ‘The mail ran today? I thought this was an extended holiday – in my honor, of course,’ he said as he reached for the steaming coffee.

   ‘We forgot to check it Saturday or Friday, darling,’ she said. ‘I just walked out and this is all there was. Nice, big envelope to you from the government.’

   ‘Well!’ he said, his nose amidst the vapors. ‘Maybe the Commandant has an answer for my blue steam about all the new faggotry in the Corps. I’ve been waiting on that before I decide my next move!’

    ‘Ah, no,’ she said. ‘You’d better talk to Birch or Freddy again before you think about that kind of move. And this happens to be from the Census Bureau.’

   ‘I knew it,’ he said slowly as he set the cup down. ‘They’re on us. All these relatives come to visit, and now they think we’re running a flop house! Lemme see that.’

   She handed him the brown envelope and he dissected it with his knife. He poked around the contents before fishing out a little piece of pink paper, which he cautiously read aloud:

OFFICIAL NOTICE

Recipient Preferred Pronouns Unknown

All references to the recipient herein are generic and nominal so as to avoid mis- or dys-gendering said Person and/or Xerson.

Should MXR/MX/YNM Recipient wish to correct any future risk of possible aggression, an updated pronoun addendum is available at www-census—

   ‘Yep. It’s from the government,’ he said before tossing the notice in the trash. It was joined by a little booklet and a smaller return envelope. Soon he only held two pieces of paper, evidently the guts of the missive. He quickly scanned the first page and then asked Carmyn, ‘any idea who Rhonda Witzotsky of Davenport, Iowa is? Or was?’

   ‘No,’ she answered. ‘What’s it say about her? And you?’

   He then began reading aloud again:

THOMAS HUBERT IRONSIDES, 2ND (pronouns unknown):

Based on our records, THOMAS HUBERT IRONSIDES, 2ND was born between 05:01 and 05:21 ES/DST on Saturday, January 2, 1965. We timely congratulate THOMAS HUBERT IRONSIDES, 2ND on THOMAS HUBERT IRONSIDES, 2ND’s 1,558th birthday. [‘genuine government issue, this,’ he huffed].

We are saddened to inform THOMAS HUBEpro unkwn IR2nDOnSIDES, 558 [‘dear God…’] of the recent death of RHONDA M. WITZOTSKY (pronouns unknown : t9639rr) of Davenport, Iowa, 1965 Diffusion Zone 6734, on or about November 1, 2022. We understand that THOMAS hubert IRONSIDES, DN2 may be upset by these passings, as is we. Council grief or refer to Canadian physician. Our condolences extend to all family units of RHONDA M. WITZOTSKY, W, F, 58, Boost-to-date. 

Pursuant to the departure of RHONDA M. WITZOTSKY, and pursuant to our records, and by operation of CFR 15.100, et seq., we hereby inform THOMAS HUBERT IRONSIDES, 2ND that THOMAS HUBERT IRONSIDES, 2ND is now the oldest living member of the United States Baby-Buster Generation “X.”  Please find herewith a certificate to honor the achievement of THOMAS HU—

   He paused a moment before throwing both pieces of paper away. Then he looked at the snickering Carmyn, and said, ‘young lady, you are never to approach that mailbox again. In a few minutes, I’m going to go burn it.’

   She quickly reached into the trash can and retrieved the letter and certificate. ‘Oh, no, baby,’ she said mischievously. ‘No, you’re the one getting burned. This is the best birthday present ever. This is gold! Can you imagine the fun?!’

   ‘I really can’t, madame.’

   ‘This is like, it’s like, I don’t know what it’s like,’ she said, beginning to laugh and cry at the same time. ‘You’re the new Boomer! The kids are gonna have a field day. Okay, Xer! No, no, no. Okay, Buster! Baby buster! Tell us more about your cool music, and your cars, and your g-g-generation! How many guitars DO you have?! You’re the elder statesman of the new Boomer generation. I’m telling all the kids, showing them this impressive certificate. Tell us about grit, old man! Show us your bootstraps! This is too great!

   ‘And what are your pronouns? Are you a MXR? A Mixer? Mixer Xer Buster the 2nd? I’ll tell you dumb youngins’! Back in my time, we didn’t need any pronouns. We worked our way through nouns. Verbs too! Oh! And, how do you identify? We don’t want to aggress you or anything. Trans-vegan pineapple-American? Forget the blue steam and threats to renounce the oath. You could re-up and get promoted! General(!) Mixer Boomer Buster Ironsides, number two!’

   ‘You’re part of the same generation, Adrestia, dear,’ he said even as he began to see a little humor in the situation. ‘Just a few years behind General Boomer here.’

   ‘Sweetie, no’ she said through her tears and gasps. ‘This is all about you. Your birthday and all. And I’m younger X. On the Pinewood visit, last summer, GG, her agent, and that director all told me I could easily pass for thirty. But you know that, don’t you? You Boom, er, Boomers(!), you Busters know it all, right?’

   For longer than he liked, Tom endured joke upon joke, deployed from a deft wit by a savage tongue. His view of the humor rose and fell again. Finally, he did what he usually had to do in such circumstances: he simply picked the cackling, glowing faux Millennial up, pressed her against the wall, and drowned her gleeful taunts in a torrent of passionate kisses and a lusty embrace. 

   As they began to relax, she released his lower lip from her teeth and stared at him breathlessly. As one fit quelled within her, another arose. Easing out of his arms, she took his hand. ‘Come on! I got ya another present in the bedroom.’ She was already pulling him towards the door.

   ‘I think I’m gonna like this one!’ he exclaimed, beaming boyishly.

   ‘Oh, you’re so gonna like it,’ she said, already halfway down the hall. ‘Xer, it’s time to go. I got you a new pillow!’

A Real New Year’s Address

01 Sunday Jan 2023

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From a real leader, to a real people.

For years, Western elites hypocritically assured us of their peaceful intentions, including to help resolve the serious conflict in Donbass. But in fact, they encouraged the neo-Nazis in every possible way, who continued to take military and overtly terrorist action against peaceful civilians in the people’s republics of Donbass.

The West lied to us about peace while preparing for aggression, and today, they no longer hesitate to openly admit it and to cynically use Ukraine and its people as a means to weaken and divide Russia. We have never allowed anyone to do this and we will not allow it now.

Russian servicemen, militiamen and volunteers are now fighting for their homeland, for truth and justice, for reliable guarantees of peace and Russia’s security. They are all our heroes and they are shouldering the heaviest burden right now.

Read the whole thing, or watch the video. Then compare it to whatever idiocy the fake elites of the Werewest say.

The Polish Retraction

01 Sunday Jan 2023

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In 2020’s GET OUT! I singled out Poland as an idyllic escape destination for any young Amerikans who wanted to avoid the present unpleasantness. While I still think and hope that Poland and most of Europe will fare better than the dying USSA, I made a mistake. Rather, 2022 demonstrated conclusively that things are deteriorating in Poland. As I wrote not too long ago, the Poles have gone full retard.

Lil’ Ze is bombing the countryside hoping to detonate fertilizer depots. Over 1,000 Polish mercenaries have been killed in the 404 for nothing. They evidently expect thousands more to die as they are hastily constructing new cemeteries just for that eventuality. Reports indicate 15,000 REGULAR Polish soldiers are on the ground and in the hell storm in Ukraine.

The Poles have been under attack by satanists for some time now. And they know it. Heretofore, they valiantly resisted. But last year, Duda and his Law and Justice cabal failed. Rather than continuing to fight, they openly and actively sided with the Werewest. Perhaps they are enamored of becoming like their larger western neighbors. Odds are, now they will. The former proud people appear to be either tolerating the slide, or welcoming it. This wicked New Year’s celebration happening not in Warsaw, but in Zakopane.

A picture that says everything. Queer vibrants wearing the devil’s rainbow and what looks like a Nazi-Batman armband cheered on in what was the heart of tranquil civilization. Poles: welcome to DIEversity.

Here’s hoping and praying they reverse course. If not, then what will be will be.

UPDATE: I realize that many games are in play, several by the Polish, to include cozying up to the Werewest for the benefits while assuming the detriments can be avoided. If some of their gambles work out and they stand fast against the in-progress cultural attacks, then things may end well. But it’s never wise to play too many games during a war which one cannot control. Time will tell.

The Seat is Vacant

31 Saturday Dec 2022

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About a year ago, I again declared the obvious that Jorge Bergoglio is not and never was the Pope. At that time, I still reluctantly accepted the legitimacy of Ratzinger/Benedict. Now following the man’s death, I’m not so sure. In fact, I’m probably leaning back towards 1958. Call it the Kurgan Effect. At any rate, as of today, one is either a Sedevacantist or else one is a modernist churchian pretender. Something to consider in 2023.

This! Should be that final post of 2022. See you in January.

No, No It’s Not Right

31 Saturday Dec 2022

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It’s evil and it will have to be paid for. The head of the WHO begins to tell the truth.

A video went viral this week of failed World Health Organization Chief, Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, talking about vaccinating children.

In the video, Tedros tells international health experts that countries are using COVID booster shots to kill children.

Tedros Ghebreyesus: “If it’s going to be used it’s better to focus on those groups, who have risk of severe disease and death rather than as we see some countries are using to give boosters to kill children which is not right.”

Again, some of us “conspiracy theorists” were warning about all of this as or before it happened. And again, if rope grew on trees, we’d have our solution.

This may be all for 2022. I’m already against the next hoax. See you in 2023.

The Bias Against The Cognitive Elite

30 Friday Dec 2022

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It’s real and it is pervasive. A fake systemic high school has been shortchanging over-achievers for years by denying them their earned National Merit awards.

For years, two administrators at Thomas Jefferson High School for Science and Technology (TJ) have been withholding notifications of National Merit awards from the school’s families, most of them Asian, thus denying students the right to use those awards to boost their college-admission prospects and earn scholarships. This episode has emerged amid the school district’s new strategy of “equal outcomes for every student, without exception.” School administrators, for instance, have implemented an “equitable grading” policy that eliminates zeros, gives students a grade of 50 percent just for showing up, and assigns a cryptic code of “NTI” for assignments not turned in. It’s a race to the bottom.

This is a crime and it should be punished harshly, with ample restitution paid to the victims. Don’t look for justice, however. Not from the system that commits the crimes itself.

Something very similar happened to me years ago, though in my case, it was most likely due to bureaucratic incompetence and stupidity. In these kids’ cases, it was out of malice. In addition to not being eligible for the honors and scholarships that come from NM, I assume these Asian (and White) students had roughly my experience in their dead, failed “school”. That is that they suffered without gaining any real education. This is a sin.

HOMESCHOOL.

PS: there really isn’t much reason to attend US universities anymore. Those kids from the above story will find out the biases against them and against civilization itself are rampant on the campuses of lowered education.

TRADESCHOOL.

Ukie-NATO Hasbara

29 Thursday Dec 2022

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MOA posted a hilarious compilation of the nonsense out of Kyyyyyyyyyyyyiv.

Typical News Updates From Ukraine

After having run out of missiles, the Russian military today fired another round of them at Ukrainian energy facilities.

Russia fires 120 missiles from air and sea – Ukraine – BBC

An air raid alert has been issued across Ukraine, as a fresh wave of Russian missiles targets major cities.

Presidential adviser Mykhailo Podolyak said more than 120 missiles had been launched at the population and civilian infrastructure.

54 of the 69 missiles were shot down.

Commander: Ukraine shoots down 54 out of 69 missiles fired by Russia – Kyiv Independent

According to Valerii Zaluzhnyi, the chief commander of Ukraine’s Armed Forces, the Air Force shot down 54 out of 69 missiles Russia had fired against Ukraine during its eighth mass strike targeting energy infrastructure on Dec. 29.

All missiles targeting Kiev were destroyed.

AFP News Agency @AFP – 10:10 UTC · Dec 29, 2022

#UPDATE Kyiv authorities said Thursday that air defences downed all 16 missiles that targeted the Ukrainian capital as part of a new wave of Russian strikes on the pro-Western country.

Those which came through seriously damaged Kiev’s energy facilities.

Summary: Russia is out of missiles (and defeated). Defeated, zero-missiles Russia launched 120 missiles. 78% of the non-existent missiles were shot down. All missiles fired at Kyyyyyyyyyyiv were shot down. The missiles that were not shot down and hit Kyyyyyyyyiv damaged the grid. See some pics of Kyyyyyyyyiv regime-inflicted damage to residences.

Something tells me there are still retards in the USSA who still believe the lies. After all, some are still wearing masks.

COLUMN: A Brief Review of 2022

28 Wednesday Dec 2022

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A Brief Review of 2022

 

Hello and happy interim between Western and Orthodox Christmases. Today, my dear readers, you almost suffered another education column. It will happen sooner or later, and it will possibly revolve around a premonition I had whilst reading through Teaching the Trivium by Harvey and Laurie (RIP) Bluedorn. In due time, I will review their tour de force. But don’t wait for me. Go ahead and get a copy now – especially if you have younger children! I’ll also get to the premonition, which may be of interest if you homeschool (and you should). Those items, however, can wait.

Instead, today we will celebrate all that was the glorious year of Anno Domini Twenty Twenty-two. What a great time we all had! There was world peace at last. In the exceptional United States of America, we added a positive net sum of perhaps one million new Caucasian citizens. We also had another honest, productive election, which was bolstered by the strongest wage and buying-power gains of any industrial capitalist economy in history. All this happened even as violent crime practically disappeared – along with the very last illegal invader. Even though not a soul died of “suddenly,” the honorable Dr. Anthony Fauci apologized for everything. And, of course, I’m joking. Just literally reverse everything you just read and you have a pretty accurate summary of the past twelve months. 

Around the Old Blog and the greater Perrinverse, it’s been a mostly placid and productive time. My most popular column of the year (as of my checking on December 26th) was: 

Ukrainian Vodka With A Side Of Freedom Fries (March 2nd).

There was a two-way tie for third place:

Gal Gadot: Good, True, and Beautiful (May 18, 2021) (This was the No. 1 post of 2021, which is interesting. Go, GG!); and,

J.R.R. Tolkien and the Russian Special Military Operation in Ukraine (March 30th).

Thank you, devoted readers.

In other great news, Doctor Ironsides is preparing to hit the bookshelves again very soon. Here’s hoping to have the revitalized THE SUBSTITUTE out in January, followed sometime next year by AURELIUS. Then, there will be much more. MUCH more. You’ll enjoy it. Ready the credit cards. 

The Freedom Prepper media empire, the Prepper Post News and Freedom Roasters Coffee included, succumbed to the stellar financialized economy, at least temporarily. As such, I have been reduced to another kind of day work foraging for twigs. Next year, please buy as many books as you can afford. It is a-okay to take out loans for the endeavor! *wink, wink, nod, nod*

I’ve also found a new home among my great fellow Southerners at Reckonin’! Oddly enough, I just had a story syndicated at the reorganized, re-energized, and mo’ bettah’d TPC! Up, and up, and up! I also re-entered the socialz via my forever dormant account at Social Galactic (if you know, great; if not, ditto). Lastly, in truly personal news, my beard is back to fully black, and my bench has once again soared back above 400. *cough, cough*

For the great majority of the world, while problems did abound, a great hope arose this year! To properly, briefly represent the good news, I will do so by celebrating…

2022’s MAN OF THE YEAR!

This year’s undisputed Man of the Year is the Honorable President of the Russian Federation, His Excellency Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin. He’s had tremendous help from our honorable mentions, but the man gets the lion’s share of the credit. Big, bad Vlad has broken the luciferian new world disorder hegemony of the Anglo-Zionist axis of darkness. The break between the sovereign nations and clown world, while not yet complete, appears irreversible. This includes all matters, military, political, commercial, monetary, intellectual, cultural, and religious. 

Having spent most of the century preparing, he has instituted the strongest possible defense of his people. He has freed or is freeing the ethnic Russians in Novorossiya. He will end up freeing the Ukrainians. He may very well end up freeing the rest of Europe, possibly including the beleaguered English. There is even modest hope that, in time, Russia’s advances may even trigger a deglobalization and desatanization in places like the former USA, and the (O)CSA. There’s always hope. 

While exposing concrete evidence of the empire’s bioweapon programs and war crimes, Vlad simultaneously took much of the world’s focus off of the fake pandemic and associated general hysteria. Last but not least, he has, in only ten months, proved the NWO MSM to be base liars about 900,000 times. No small feat, that.

Honorable Mentions to President Xi Jinping of China, Hon. Dmitry Medvedev, Hon. Sergey Lavrov, Hon. Ramzan Kadyrov, Mrs. Maria Zakharova (rhymes with “HOT”), Gen. Sergei Shoigu, Gen. Sergei Surovikin, Hon. Viktor Orban, Prime Minister of Hungary, and some other good men and women. 

I could go on, but I will stop here. I’ll be back next week in a brand new, interesting new year. Happy New Year, everyone.

2022 has been brought to you by the letter Z.