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Books You’ll Never Read

03 Wednesday Feb 2016

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I’ve written two books now. I have so many many more to come. Books are awesome! This blog post is like a little bitty book. I’ll bet you’re glad you’re reading it. I am!

Here are a few books none shall ever read:

This Christian Loves America, Hussein Obama.

Austrian Economics in Action, Bernie Sanders.

Common Sense, Geo. W. Bush.

I Cannot Tell a Lie, Hillary Clinton with forward by Bill Clinton.

Slim, My Healthy Life, Chris Christy.

Straight Up: America First! Marco “Foam-io” Rubio.

It’s Not About Me, Donald J. Trump.

Small Arms Supply as a Component of the Drug War and International Terrorism, Eric “Fast and Furious” Holder.

Why I Love Government, Perrin Lovett.

Windows XX Really Works, Bill Gates.

Jesus was Right About the Day and Hour Thingy, the Rapture is Over-hyped, John Hagee.

Misunderestimated: A Study of Sauron as the Victim of Political Smear and Patriarchal Construct, J.R.R. Tolkien.

Hard Day’s Work, Al Sharpton.

Constitutional Limits on the Growth and Power of the Federal Government, John Roberts with assistance of Stephen Breyer and Elena Kagan.

The White Lady: my Mother, my Hero, Barry Soetoro.

Thank God for Guns, Charles Schumer and Diane Feinstein.

Capalism not Cronyism, Michael Bloomberg.

Oops! The Devastating Consequences of Central Economic Planning, Monetary Interference and Price Rigging, Janet Yellen.

Ladies’ Wrestling Turns Me On, Denny Hastert.

I’ll Just Shut Up Now, John McCain.

American as Apple Pie, Nancy Pelosi.

Ivory – Poems for my Caucasian Friends, Louis Farrakhan.

Love, Tolerance, Understanding: my Experience with Peaceful, Honest Human Interaction, Lindsey Graham.

Okay, Okay, I Ruined Rock Fore! Dough, Darius Rucker.

A Conservative’s Guide to Responsible Legislation, Paul Ryan.

No More Tears, John Boehner.

Well, It’s Better Than KG3: Critical Reflection on 21st Century America, Thomas Jefferson and John Adams.

Obama Scares Me, V. Putin.

Blood on my Hands, Egg on my Face, Henry Kissinger.

Keep What You Earn!, John Kerry.

Non-White Hate Groups of North America, Morris Dees.

I Love Children and Churches, Janet Reno.

My Guilty Conscious, Lon Horiuchi.

Inside the Inside Job, Dick Cheney.

We Come In Peace, Collected Biographies, various Syrian refugees, Introduction by ISIS executive for cross-cultural outreach.

What Should Be, Shall Be, George Soros.

Filthy, Trashy, Talentless Movies are the Best, Walt Disney.

My Mistake, Big Government Does Work, Dr. Ron Paul.

Think for Yourself, Sean Hannity.

Trust Me, Hon. Barack Obama.

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Joya’s Red Blooded Cigar

13 Wednesday Jan 2016

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This is my first cigar post of 2016 and number 380 overall if you’re keeping score.

Amidst the numerous facings available I had not sampled anything from Joya de Nicaragua in quite a while. This morning I tried something new (to me) – the Joya Red.

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Mine was a toro, a size I find perfect for the early perusal of the daily news. This particular beauty went perfectly with the daily dose of coffee. Medium bodied, this stick is loaded with subtle flavors of Esteli and Jalapa. The woody, earthy tones which make Nicaraguan cigars my favorites are represented in the background. It’s mild enough to start off the day with or without breakfast.

Other notes are in there too – of the kind I try to avoid labeling as each palate differs – leather, nuts, etc. All are well-balanced with a distinctive spiciness. It’s the spice mixed with the undertones that promote the medium strength from what would otherwise be a fine but milder smoke.

My toro was the perfect size. I found the construction superb with an even burn. The draw was effortless and produced abundant aromatic smoke not the least overwhelming. I don’t rate smokes beyond “like” and “dislike” but rest assured I loved this one. I highly recommend it – especially to the novice or occasional dabbler. Veterans will find delightful respite.

Cigars International says, “Many of Joya de Nicaragua’s handmades rely on potent ligeros to deliver their feisty bouquet. This time, lower tobacco primings were chosen to impart the same core flavors, but in a much more palatable fashion. … In a nutshell, JOYA Red is going to appeal to fans of Joya de Nicaragua, as well as newcomers of all shapes and sizes.” I concur.

Visit your local tobacconist soon for the Red carpet treatment of the Joya Red.

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Joya.

All But Dissertation

24 Thursday Dec 2015

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ABD, America, anarchy, college, communism, Diploma mills, education, Gary North, JD, Perrin Lovett, PhD, political science, political theory

A.B.D. has special meaning in the academic world. It stands for All But Dissertation and means a scholar has completed all work towards his PhD except for the final review of his primary research project. Universities advertise many professorships as open to ABDs so long as the candidate meets the other job requirements. Dissertation approval and granting of the actual degree is, of course, necessary.

I know this because I have applied for scores of academic jobs only to be declined every time. According to the American Bar Association a JD is equivalent to a PhD for teaching purposes. Most hiring committees have a different view. In reality they want a professor with a terminal degree in the exact discipline taught. I almost exclusively applied for political science positions so I understand my handicap. That, and my personal political philosophy is at odds with most American faculties: me, anarchist; them, communist.

At any rate I am not hurt in the least by this quandary. In fact, I’m kind of happy about it. I’m not alone either. There is a glut of advanced degrees out there destroying the market. There are shocking figures about PhDs taking jobs as waiters, bartenders and truckers. Others turn to alternative disciplines. My writing career is my alternative to teaching and to law.

Gary North faced a similar situation decades ago. He just wrote an enlightening and somewhat damning article on the experience.

Certification vs. competence: Which is it to be? Of course, it would be nice to have both, but Christian colleges are strapped financially, and they cannot afford both. In fact, given the nature of bureaucracies, especially academic bureaucracies, they cannot be sure of anything except certification. There are no measurements of academic competence that are easily examined, since each field is so specialized that aging faculty members are hardly able to judge the competence of their younger, more energetic colleagues. If anything, competence in the classroom is a threat to the self-esteem of those who are tenured, and who also make the decisions. But certification upgrades their departments, and therefore lends prestige to them. What those doing the hiring really want is to hire new men with superb credentials and only mediocre performance subsequent to the earning of those credentials.

When I Didn’t Get Hired, North, Dec. 22, 2015.

Still, part of me wants a PhD in political science – political philosophy, specifically. I see three avenues for achieving this goal. I could return to school and earn a degree. I wrote a short time ago of my last failed attempt to do this. I spent seven years earning the two diplomas I have now. They sit in a box somewhere. This strategy isn’t likely to succeed. Neither is the second option – being gifted an honorary doctorate. I suppose I will have to wait and see if some university values my contributions to the liberty movement or my literary achievements enough for recognition.

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BBA, JD, fishing tackle, etc.

I’m leaning towards option three – claiming or manufacturing a PhD. This is a very popular trend. Americans by the thousands are buying degrees online from diploma mills. Some use these credentials for fraudulent or criminal purposes. Not me. I’m putting my fraud out there now, before the fact. Nothing to hide. And for the degree I want I think I’ve already done the required research and work.

Some college professors admit that many of the “fake” degrees are not so far off the mark anyway. Many who pass successfully through “real” schools come out as dumb as they went in.

Here is my current idea. I may look through the political theory class offerings at MIT’s free course website and see how my experience and skills stack up. I may need a little legitimate brushing up. Then I will simply grant myself a title and print up a diploma. It can keep its predecessors company in that box – if I can find it …

As a Doctor of Law I can already proclaim myself “Dr. Lovett.” I do not but I might. I just might. Let’s just say I’m a JD, PhD (ABD).

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All Bear Dissertation …

Christmas Then and Now

23 Wednesday Dec 2015

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Michael Snyder, herald of the Decline, juxtaposed a 100-year-old letter to Santa with the holiday revels of the modern affluent. It’s interesting to see how far we’ve come down the road of materialism.

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Seven year old Homer politely requested some paint and a sack.

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These days …

I looked through the pictures at Rich Kids of Instagram. I like nice things but I detest the tacky. The only thing that impressed me was a Cuban Bolivar. Okay, some of the ladies impressed by sight though I would dread a conversation.

I’m impressed by the simplicity of Homer’s letter. I also wish the children of the super-rich well. Again, nice things are nice. They are also, sadly, historically signs of societal decay when taken to constant extreme.

And, mind you, none of this has anything to do with Christ. Remember Him?

The Allegory of the Cave

15 Tuesday Dec 2015

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Allegory of the Cave, classics, education, Glaucon, intelligence, Jesus, philosophy, Plato, reality, Socrates, UGA

Sometimes one finds after trials that what one wants isn’t really what one needs. The unknown need is often what should be desired. So it is with both the lesson behind The Allegory of the Cave and in my method of discovering it.

Long ago I wandered aimlessly but unintrepidly into the University of Georgia. I was convinced I was destined to study business and become a real life Gordon Gekko or something similar. I have yet to make millions or be investigated by the SEC. I have experienced some very attractive women and sunrise on the beach, so it has not been a total loss. Whatever.

Back in Athens, entering my senior year, I found myself faced with a host of required elective classes. I had essentially finished my business education which did turn out to mostly be a total loss. Hoping to get out into the “real world” as fast and as easily as possible I signed up for what I thought would be the easiest classes offered. I loaded up on philosophy and classical studies.

These I did find easy and I earned above average grades. However, my ease of completion, my excellence, derived from my immense enjoyment of the subject matter. Only at the end of my tenure did I discover the misdirection of my education.

Plato, being one of the greatest minds of all history, was required reading in one or more classics courses. Plato’s thoughts and methodology have influenced scholars since, to include Saint Augustine, Saint Thomas Aquinas, More and Kant.

Deep inside Plato’s Republic one will find The Allegory of the Cave. It is a metaphorical conversation between Socrates (Plato’s mentor) and Glaucon (Plato’s brother). Ancient philosophy frequently featured dialectic parables to stimulate thought about the conveyed concepts. The Cave is such a story about human experience and education.

Socrates and Glaucon discussed a cave where were chained a group of people. The prisoners sat in a row facing a smooth black wall at the back of the cave. None had ever lived outside; their imprisoned condition was all they ever known. However, they were not without entertainment.

Behind the chained men burned a fire. Someone would regularly hold in front of the fire but behind the prisoners a series of shapes and models. These forms were representations of real things from the outside world. The shapes cast shadows on the wall. These were viewed by the captive audience. The shadow figures were the only substance ever viewed by the captives. As they viewed the apparitions the men would murmur sounds. Over time they came to assume these sounds came from the images and, thus, emanated from them. This spectacle provided a multi-dimensional element to life in the cave.

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Still it was a false life, a fantasy. None had ever experienced reality. What they knew were only representative approximations of actual reality. Immersed in this setting the men assumed the shadow forms to be all of existence.

Suppose one of the captive viewers broke free and ventured back to where the models resided. Suppose he escaped the cave entirely and saw, for the first time, the real world. Given his shadow education he would eventually correlate those images to their real forms. Given a little longer he might come to appreciate his whole world view had been a mere theatrical production, a myth.

Initially, such a man would experience confusion and perhaps fear. Then what? Depending on his disposition, intelligence, and fortitude he would either become ecstatic in his newfound freedom or else he would shun reality in favor of his former imaginary life.

Suppose this escapee went back to the cave to teach the other prisoners about the truth. How would they receive his message? If history is a guide, then the reception would be cool at best. Intelligent people are frequently seen as crazed by their simple contemporaries. The ignorant are generally suspicious of the enlightened. Sometimes they persecute them. See the examples of Socrates, Archimedes, Galileo, and Jesus.

Art imitates life. The Matrix movie is the space age telling of Plato’s Cave. Neo barely overcomes his desire to remain in fantastic perfection over entering the more sober real world. He needed convincing too.

Life imitates art. Today many live out the allegory, not in a cave but in the comfort of their homes. The chains are mental rather than physical. Modern electronics have replaced the fire and shadow show. The allegory of the television.

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In a way, by taking those elective classes I stumbled out of my own cave. What’s that? The allegory of the allegory? Years have passed and I still battle to convince myself of reality. It’s not always the most pleasant of places. I imagine you, dear reader, face similar dilemmas. Realization does not, by itself, breed happiness. It is however close kin with freedom. I’ll take that over being chained in the cave.

Perdomo Habano, New and Improved

09 Wednesday Dec 2015

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It has been a minute or two since I reviewed a cigar. Here goes:

Today I stumbled upon the latest incarnation of Nick Perdomo’s masterful Habano blend. I naturally picked a maduro in search of a medium-bodied, flavorful smoke. I found it in grand style. Take a look at this beauty:

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The new kid.

It is an update on the older blend. Maybe you have seen the original Habano in your local Humidor.

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Old school.

The new sticks are bourbon barrel aged. I must admit my limited pallet is unable to independently discern the difference. Knowing what I know now I, psychosomatically, have noted a slightly richer note or two. Honestly, it is just a very good Cigar.

This smoke has much in common with Perdomo’s legendary, older Habano line. I wonder if they will continue side by side? It also maintains the character of the newer Small Batch and Craft Beer series. By the way, this new development should pair very well with the rich flavors of those delightful Christmas ales which are appearing right now. What great timing if that was in fact the plan.

There’s something about the band and (more remotely) the taste which recalls the old reserve cabinet series of ten or so years ago. Maybe those blissful wonders are due for a comeback.

Do yourself a favor this Christmas season and try the new Habano. You will not regret the choice. It may just be the Happy Little Cigar of the year.

 

Mark Richt, Thank You and Farewell

29 Sunday Nov 2015

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Four decades now have found me a University of Georgia football fan. I faintly recall the last national championship (1980). I vividly remember those dreary years of my actual attendance under Coach Goff. I was as thrilled as any with the arrival of Mark Richt and his early successes.

He restored the Dawgs to dominance in the toughest conference in college ball. He put UGA back in the national spotlight. That was then. Then seems an eternity ago.

Ten years have passed without an SEC title. Only once was a national title ever a possibility and that was blown with a bungled play in the final seconds against Alabama. The costly mistake was the result of poor (comparatively) coaching and failure to execute – hallmarks of Richt’s tenure. The last few seasons, again by comparison, have felt dismal.

Georgia under Richt has established it simply cannot beat good teams in big games. This, despite the yearly hosting of near NFL level talent.

The time for change has come and, as much as I respect the man, I welcome Richt’s departure. As the ESPN headline announced: “Mark Richt won a lot of games at Georgia, just not the right ones.”

The excuses for keeping Richt, all based on fear and acceptance of mediocrity, were many. “Who’s gonna replace him?” Someone. The UGA job is the biggest opening in the country. The excuse-mongers call those of us who want to win “fair weather fans” no matter our vested interest in the school and team (and despite a lack of such weather for a long time). We call them the kool-aid drinkers. They’re usually punch drunk, dreaming about “next year” – which never comes.

In addition to bad coaching UGA developed another problem: gleeful acceptance of second, third, 25th place – no desire to be the best. An AJC poll relayed the depth of this issue.

The future can very bright if the fans will unite behind excellence and refuse to accept anything but. Time will tell. Maybe not next year but we will see.

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Happy Thanksgiving!

26 Thursday Nov 2015

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Tis The Season: Obscure Christmas Music – Expanded and Updated

17 Tuesday Nov 2015

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Christmas is coming! It’s scarcely more than a month away. Children look forward to a deserved break from school. The wonderful holiday ales hit the shelves. I, like Dante (without a guide), make my annual and obligatory pilgrimage to the mall.

Where I live the adult population never seems to fond of Christmas – maybe it’s the mass commercialization. Call me a kid but I love it. I’ve already broken out my legendary Christmas tie collection.

Like so many around the country, the local radio station has started playing Christmas songs 24/7. They do a great job. However, they continually pass over some great tunes.

I want to share with you a few of my favorite obscure Christmas favorites. I’ve added a few more to the list now. Here we go:

Winter Wonderland by Sleeper Agent;

Christmas Wrapping by the Waitresses;

Dominic the Donkey;

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Christmas for Cowboys, John Denver;

Three Ships, Sting;

12 PAINS of Christmas, Bob Rivers;

12 Redneck Days of Christmas, Jeff Foxworthy;

12 Drunken Days of Christmas, Foster Brooks;

The Night Santa Went Crazy by Weird Al;

Christmas at Ground Zero, Weird Al;

Naughty List, Forever In Your Mind, a little boy bandish but catchy;

Alone on Christmas, Darlene Love;

BBB ah BBB Blue Christmas, Porky Pig;

Christmas in Hollis, Run DMC;

Holiday Road, Lindsey Buckingham, not a Christmas tune but great for the road trip to Grandma’s;

Christmas Song, Alvin and the Chipmunks;

Alice’s Restaurant, Arlo Guthrie, more Thanksgiving but rare.

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Enjoy! You’re welcome. And, an early Merry Christmas!

Episode 2, Youtube Now!

15 Sunday Nov 2015

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I just posted my second video – concerning the terrorist attacks in Paris. Watch it now. Two more videos coming soon. And, I have a related article coming a little later today.

 

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